I Can Only Go Up From Here

A New Hampshire Yankee in Los Angeles. Will Oggy find fame and Fortune? Will Oggy get his car to run? Will Oggy even find a job? Probably not, but won't it be funny to read about how close he gets?

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Sunday, November 20, 2005

toys r us

I went to the toy store with my father and my brother. I wanted the new machine gun with the soft bullets. Youcocked the trigger and it fired the soft bullets. I saw the television commercial on saturday morning when I was watching "Smurfs". The bullets went really far. You could have fights with them. you could set up a shooting range and test your skill. you could shoot your cat if you had one. or you could put GI joe action figures on your window sill and shoot them. I wanted to shoot at a target I had made in a notebook. the target had a bunch of circles with different numbers. If I hit the inner circle I was the best.
we were at the toy store and I was walking around when I saw a nerf football. I took the football and threw it at my brother. it hit him and his glass fell off.
"That's it! You don't get the machine gun," yelled my father.
But I didn't meant to do it I yelled.
"You want to cry?
But I was good. I took the trash out like you said. You said I could have the gun.
well you should have thought of that before you threw the football. let's go.
my brother smiled.
"you don't get the gun. you don't get the gun."
I punched him.
my father knocked me down.
you want something to cry about?
I started to cry. people were looking.

"If I had a gun I'd shoot you. I'd shoot you and you'd die and then I'd do what I want."
"And if a frog had wings it wouldn't need to sleep in the mud," he answered. "You don't get nothing. and remember that baseball glove I said I'd give you? We'll it's going back to the store. because that is what you deserve."
I cried all the way home.