In the beginning...

...there was a kid with a dream
Work every other day and sleep the other five days.
Then he decided to take the other days off too.
That didn't work at all.
Then Oggy got sick.
Then he remembered that he didn't have any health insurance.
The four dogs shitting in his living room didn't help.
He fought with the rats between 2 and 3:15 every morning
THat was when they came out to feed.
He beat the rats with wood and foam spray.
And newspaper.
And nails
But George (The owner of the house) said the rats should die.
So George Poisoned the rats.
Instead of fighting them, Oggy heard them cry at night.
Oggy slept better anyway.